pokerchick

http://guy.tumblr.com/post/35813473/poker-chicks-a-documentary-short-in-production

Hmm…when I read this I was like, Ooh oo! Pick me, pick me! For whatever reason, they’re looking for REAL poker players.

So who would I like to see featured? This is pretty easy…they’re looking for 4-6 female poker players who have done well in tournaments.

Jennifer Harman comes to mind (who I have a total girl crush on).

Annie Duke is a duh.

Kathy Liebert. I like her.

Mimi Tran. I kinda like her too.

So that’s four. Surely, the producers of this documentary can find two more poker players who are better than Jennifer Tilly. I CAN’T STAND HER. She sucks sweaty raccoon balls. Seriously, she’s not a very good poker player, and if you think you have to be a good poker player to win a tournament, then go check out Jamie Gold who won the WSOP two years ago…who was catching cards like he must have had something over on God.

So those are my recommendations. Just not Jennifer Tilly. I’d rather poke my eye with a sharp stick than see her interviewed about poker.